He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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