Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
it was like having sex with a tree stump
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
My fire has petered out without you
My Peter has fired out without you
That might be the most romantic thing you’ve said to me, unfortunately.
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