I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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