i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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