So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It's rum buckets o'clock
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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