i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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