Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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