You made me cry and you don't even care
plz talk dirty to me
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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