Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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