Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
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