you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
P.S. I can't hear my feet
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I know her cup size but not her name....
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