Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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