My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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