Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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