I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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