is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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