She is in my trunk
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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