Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the sex was like sticking it in a jar of mayonnaise
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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