I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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