I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Someone came in the potted fern
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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