Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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