GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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