Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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