Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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