you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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