OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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