Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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