YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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