I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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