And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Damn victory sex feels great
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