I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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