I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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