I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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