Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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