My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Life is so much better after having sex.
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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