You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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