i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
There's nothing like puking in the airport on the way TO Vegas. Something tells me i pregamed a little too hard.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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