k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
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