I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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