so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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