its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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