Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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