She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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