Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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