therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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