No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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