Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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