Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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