Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
only you would photoshop your dick
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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