matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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