She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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