At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
tell your sister to shave her snatch
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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