My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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